Alien Invasion in WA! Watch Out for Monsters Too!

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Frightened students, while aliens are invading our wealthy affiliate campus university
Frightened students at Campus Wealthy Affiliate, run for your lives, Alien Invasion in WA!

Alien Invasion at the Wealthy Affiliate University!

A short and alarming message about an alien invasion in WA, which is taking place at as we speak.

Here at the University of WA (Wealthy Affiliate) we have a chart of the best students and helpers at the University. Off course, that is my chance to help many students out, so I am running candidate at Campus WA and I am literally storming the charts, trying to run of a rank from one of those nasty pesky alien invaders, who invaded the chat channel making people get nuts recently.

It is even worse, the campus is overrun by aliens and all students got in panic. This article is especially for all our students to take note and to do what you can do best, to protect yourselves, seek shelter. Stay where you are, till the situation clears up and we can see the real extent of the situation.

Watch Out for Morphing Aliens! Extremely Dangerous Alien Invasion!

Alien Mastermind Blender, Alien Invasion in WA!
Alien Mastermind Blender has many evil plans to enslave the human race.

Did you know an alien can be Green, but also Orange? Some aliens can also shape-shift, so you think there is one, but you see 2 on the same photo, one left and one right and both look different. Otherwise they can change form and like this it is not clear if they are dangerous or not.

So an easy way to identify some of those aliens here is to quickly make a photo with your phone and see if you possible may have to do with an alien. Note: even if you do not see this effect, there is no guarantee for your safety as it can still be an alien, so be cautious in whatever you do next.

The only identified alien so far is the above one, he calls himself Blender and looks like a usual student, approach with caution! Rumors go around, he is very dangerous and here to conquer Planet Wealthy Earth!

Watch Out for Monsters!

Alien Invasion in WA! Watch Out for Monsters Too!
Be careful, there are monsters everywhere!

Then there are monsters too, rare, but they are here and lurking in the dark at campus WA. One moment when you don’t watch they come and jump you from behind, well the good thing is, they do not like aliens either, so one worry less.

When you meet a monster, we advise you not to engage, better run as fast as you can to the nearest Drone Hunter’s Resistance Camp here at our campus. You can recognize their Camp by a Red blinking light high in the sky.

Watch Out for Drone Hunters! Save Yourselves!

Drone Resistance Fighter
Join the Drone Hunters Resistance Fighters and fight of evil trolls, aliens and monsters!

As mentioned above, there are the drone hunters, hunting down any troll and recently also any alien and monster movement here at campus WA, it is quite at the chat channel now, there surely was a hunt recently. If you seek shelter, go to their nearest operating Camp, you can recognize them by a Red blinking light in the sky.

Watch Out for The Overseers!

Overseer Ambassador Campus WA
The Overseers are watching out for you and will get you for any kind of misbehave, otherwise they are fantastic helpers.

Watch out for the Overseers, they call themselves the Ambassadors at campus WA. We don’t know yet why, so we will investigate. We only heard good things, however since this invasion is going on all students are panicking and seeing anyone and everyone for an alien.

We will keep you posted about further developments of the alien invasion in WA. According to this mastermind Blender, they will take over the campus, and we won’t be able to stop them, well we will see about that, won’t we?

In the meantime, stay safe.

 

The Joker, Editor in Chief of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate

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