Robocarl in The Wannabe City Hospital!
After a turbulent story about the gruesome attack by the Supersteak, we decided to go back and visit Robocarl in the Wannabe City Hospital! He is currently in the recovery center and busy packing his things. It will be the return of Robocarl!
Robocarl received feedback from the doctors about his condition. Although he is allowed to return home, they want him to come back as several of his bones are so badly damaged that he will risk to be crippled for the rest of his life.
Furthermore some of his metal parts from his left leg are a cause for worry as they are pressuring the arteries and an operation needs to be performed as soon as possible.
Dr. Fard informed us that he can help Robocarl through a new experimental Top Secret Military Project he is working on and Robocarl would be the perfect candidate. He couldn’t say much more, but we will keep you informed as soon more of this experiment will be revealed.
The Definition of Top Secret
A secret that is so secret that even someone who knows normally everything won’t know what needs to be known about the special Top Secret secrecy. Only verified people, who have a clean slate or have a Top Secret history are given a Top Secret status, when coming to work for a Top Secret something. (yes I say something as it is Top Secret, so I can’t tell you what that something is)
Welcome Back Robocarl!
We at The Daily Wealthy Affiliate are happy to hear Robocarl has left the Hospital and is feeling much better now, although he has still pain during walking and during other activities. He will need to return in a month or so for his operation, or if otherwise arranged, go to the secret facility of Dr. Fard for that Top Secret experiment.
We welcome you back Robocarl, back to society, we appreciate all the tremendous help you have given to all of the students of the Wealthy Affiliate University. Many students at the campus are expecting your return to classes in due time.
Fan post Letters for Robocarl!
Many of our fans and readers have sent us their fan post letters for you and you should come over to our office, so we can hand them all over to you. Here are some of the letters we received:
“Dear Robocarl,
HAHAHA!!!! Hilarious and very entertaining!!! Crush crush glop beep bang*!!! Sooon I will visit you, YOU meet my new friends, making you delicious happy, hahahahaha…..”
*moving all proof from forest of Guhula to new hideout*
Signed: Blender
“Hi dear,
I love your muscles, so sexy!! Molly is a beautiful cyberdog…. Orange eyes and all!!! Please keep me advised of how to do push ups, you can show me Robocarl!! We can go into the forest and you show me your sexy moves and those delicious mushrooms and the Moon and the stars, so romantic hmmm. I am most interested to find out all about you!!!!”
Signed: Love Tampi
“My friend Robocarl,
Thank Goodness for our Loyal Dogs! I love you Molly! I need and LIKE you Robocarl, so keep caring!”
Signed: Jen, Your Arctic friend
“Dear Robocarl,
Pesky Alien Problem, and put to rest all of these Protein rich Monsters once and for all!”
Signed: Batzzan
“Hi Robocarl,
What a positively overactive imagination you have, Robocarl. :)) I’ll look at steak and mushrooms quite differently now! Show us how you cook! Get well soon!”
Signed: Carol
“My friend Robocarl,
Cybernetic Molly, my heroine! Gonna get you heaps of things you like (no steak!). Thank you doctors for saving Robocarl, he is one important good looking Special Agent Protector we cannot afford to lose to the monsters lurking in the forest of Guhula.
Latest scoop: Guhula specially targets spammers and swallows them whole. If you are a spammer, avoid it at all costs, if you hate spammers, push them towards it.”
Signed: Agent Moonwalker, Special Agent Reporter of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate
“Hi Robocarl,
Get well soon, need your assistance for experiment, get back to me soon.”
Signed: Dr. Fard and Monster
So Robocarl, please feel free to visit our Newspaper office anytime of the day to receive a nice cup of coffee and some delicious croissants. We will hand you over all your fanpost then.
It is good to have you back!
The Joker, Editor in Chief of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate
