Alien Supersteak Ninja Kill Strike Overseer! His Last Supper?

Alien Last Supper? Supersteak Attacks Robocarl!

Last night a disturbing report reached us from the Wannabe city hospital over a heavily wounded Overseer, also known as Robocarl, who was delivered into their hospital. What was this alien attack all about? He barely got away alive, it was almost his last supper, were it not for his Cybernetic Dog Companion named Molly, who saved him in the last moment.

Wannabe city hospital!

The Wannabe city hospital is the best hospital we know, where patients are receiving an excellent treatment.

After Overseer Robocarl woke up in the hospital, a nurse was holding his arm to measure his blood pressure. His pressure was far too high and many parts of his body were in a very bad condition, that he got moved to the emergency room to analyze the severeness of his wounds.

Later on they moved him to a private room for special care, where we visited him and he was very happy to see us all. Lying in bed, he could not move that much, but he was able to speak to us.

The Interview: Alien Last Supper!

Robocarl was willing to give us an exclusive interview to tell us his story:

On the night of 18 December 2017 at 20:32 Overseer Robocarl prepared his supper with the ingredients he got from the Forest of Guhula. Normally he goes shopping at the local mall, but due to his heavy workload helping channel chatters finding their way around Campus Wealthy Affiliate, he had no time to get his food before closing time.

Once at the market, he bought a big piece of steak as the main ingredient for his supper and all kinds of vegetables and herbs like carrots, onions, beans, tomatoes, potatoes, paprika, oregano, garlic, nettles, and some other ingredients. One ingredient he could not get, were the special oval mushrooms, which are a key component of his special supper he needed. So he went into the Forest of Guhula to find them himself.

Finding Mushrooms!

He has many books about mushrooms, and his father taught him as a kid how to find the right mushrooms, without getting poisoned by picking up the wrong ones. Although the rumours go round it is not safe in the Forest of Guhula, because of lurking monsters in the dark, Robocarl was not afraid and he thought these are nonsense stories to frighten off people going to look for delicious mushrooms.

While he was walking into the forest it got darker and darker and he could hear all kinds of strange noises from the surrounding. The mushrooms he needed were growing under old dead tree-roots and he wondered if he would be able to identify the right mushrooms. After a long walk of twenty minutes he came to a big round open place where all trees were gone, except for the tree roots, they were all there.

He thought hmmm strange, and it was so quiet there, he could not even hear any animal nor insect. He decided to ignore that and pulled up some roots to get his special mushrooms. Luckily the full moon that night gave some light in the darkness and so he could see some forms of mushrooms glittering in the light.

The mushroom forms looked the same, but the glittering was strange, he thought, hmm must be the moonlight. Unaware of what he would take with him, he decided to cut those mushrooms and put them in his bag together with his steak and all his other ingredients, so finally he had everything to make his supper.

Preparing Supper! Alien Last Supper?

Happily after all he returned home. He was so hungry, but also tired from his trip, that he decided to prepare his supper ready for cooking and put his steak together with the glittering mushrooms, the vegetables and herbs in a big bowl and let it stand for an hour in the fridge. Then it will get its special steak taste when cooking. Once done he decided to take a nap.

Then during his nap strange things must have happened as after an hour he suddenly heard noises in his kitchen of falling glasses and plates. He woke up with his first thought: burglars are trying to steal my steak. And he ran as quickly as he could to the kitchen. But no burglars there, except for a huge mess and his steak was gone.

Oh my robot, he thought, where is my steak, wait where is Molly? She took my steak. Although Molly is a cybernetic dog who does not eat food like we humans do, she is programmed to simulate eating like a real dog. So he called Molly, but Molly didn’t come, so where was Molly?

Then suddenly he heard a noise coming from inside the refrigerator. He walked towards it and quickly opened the door, when all the sudden a huge Supersteak of the size of 1 meter jumped out of it right onto his body. It had a slimy skin and tooth in the middle of its body and its strange eyes stared at him, while it started to eat him alive. It’s intentions were clear. Robocarl was its food.

He yelled out of panic and pain, he couldn’t feel his arms nor legs. He felt like paralyzed and so he was helpless to fight back. The Supersteak tried to squeeze him and covered almost his whole body, he could not move, so he started yelling: “Molly Molly Heeeelp Molly Heelp”. The Supersteak covered more and more of his body till finally only his head could be seen.

Cyberdog Molly! Robocarl’s Companion!

That was it he thought, he couldn’t feel his body anymore and yelling was all what he had left. Then suddenly the kitchen window broke and Molly jumped through. With her orange laser-eyes she attacked the Supersteak and burned it so heavily that it shrunk into an eatable normal steak laying motionless on the floor.

Robocarl fell in a coma and Molly used her emergency program to call up the authorities and quickly the Police and an Ambulance arrived at Robocarl’s home to bring him as fast as possible to the Hospital. Molly joined and bravely sat beside him, not leaving him out of sight.

So what was it? Was it an alien Supersteak? Where did it come from? Why was it over a meter long? Why did it attack Robocarl? All those questions will need an investigation. In the meantime do not enter the Forest of Guhula, we have a strong suspicion that things are not right there.

For now let us thank Molly for saving Robocarl’s life. She bravely fought and saved him. According to the doctor, Robocarl needs a long rest while they have to figure out how to restore his body, so that Robocarl can have a normal life again.

We will inform you readers as soon we have an update about Robocarl’s health and what we can find out about this strange mystery.

The Joker, Editor in Chief of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate