Robocarl’s Things Ask First Date!

Co-Written by The Joker, Editor in Chief

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Robocarl imagines how a first dinner date could look like.

Dating Advice for Shy Robocarl Things Ask First Date!

Robocarl finally worked up enough courage to ask Supatra out for a date. Over the past week, he had been giving himself pep talks. McTeddy gave Robocarl that last push to give his love life a chance. McTeddy is a real motivator and after hearing Robocarl had his pep talk with his things ask first date topic, he had to give a helping hand off course.

Robocarl has dreamed about it for a long time seeing himself sitting at a dinner table with his loved one and drinking wine together. So here we are, McTeddy and Robocarl are sitting together to get started or as McTeddy says training makes the teddy.

McTeddy

Look, it is just dinner. Just dial her number and open your mouth. This has got to be the easiest thing you have ever done in your life.

Robocarl

Easier said then done. What if she says no?

McTeddy

No big deal. Come on, call her already. If she turns you down, all the better. You will be put out of your misery immediately hihihi.

Robocarl

Damn it McTeddy…. I wish Moon didn’t introduce her to me. I wish she wasn’t so nice…

McTeddy

Did you say Moon was so nice to you? Maybe you should ask Moon out instead of Supatra hihihi!

Robocarl

Very funny…. but tell me for my topic things ask first date, what should I ask?

McTeddy

Ask what comes up in your mind first, is what I do, that is very funny. And if you don’t know then write it down on a piece of paper.

Robocarl

Sounds not that difficult then. With you here at my side I feel much better to give it a go.

Two Days Earlier!

This is a dead stinky bug, it died from a matchstick or needle.
A dead stinky bug, died from a matchstick or needle.

Robocarl went to Dr. Fard’s lab under the mountains in Switzerland due to the recent alien attack on our heroes. He heard from Doctor Fard that there are new colleagues joining our cause. In the lab he was just walking past this group of people who were crowding around, when a girl shouted “Do it again!”

He turned his head and saw a flash of light. The very next moment a few people passed him in a rushing way. Robocarl went to the place he saw that flash and decided to examine the floor. He looked to find some clues, and he found them. There was a dead bug on the floor and some markings.

No big deal, bugs were as common as people in the lab. For some reason, there were huge amounts of them around it at any time of the day, or night. Dr. Fard must be conducting some experiments with bugs. That would explain the dead bug.

Bugs and Needles! Things Ask First Date!

Do you like to poke around or be a ninja master in throwing acupuncture needles.
Acupuncture needles not only to poke around, but also excellent deadly ninja weapons.

So bugs were common. But now, something was unusual with that bug. Robocarl moved towards the bug to have a closer look.

The bug was pinned down by something that looked like a matchstick or needle.

Agent Moonwalker

Robocarl, did you see that? Supatra here just pinned down another bug with her acupuncture needle. That is a 5 in a row. She is a dead shot with those needles man, you should check her out! I call her the Needle Ninja!

Robocarl turned around and then he saw this tall blond lady with her delicate figure. She was smiling and it did not look like she could have done anything like that, she just looked too sweet. Although he met Supatra also in the past, this time it felt different like he would meet here for the first time. Perhaps it is because of the stress he is in continuously that he doesn’t notice that there is a woman in his life he could fall in love with.

She came over to Robocarl and held out her hand.

The undercover agent Supatra visiting Dr. Fards laboratory.
Supatra is a undercover agent visiting Dr. Fards’s laboratory.

Supatra

Hi, I’m Supatra. How do you do?

Robocarl felt as if a jolt of electricity passed through him as he took her hand. Was it another gag from McTeddy sticking something on his hand palm this morning or was it the sheer of attraction and touch from Supatra he experienced in a very new way, as she never greeted him like that before.

Then she looked behind him and asked.

Supatra

And who is that? Why does he look like that? Or is it a she?

Robocarl turned his head and looked to see what took her attention away.

Robocarl

Oh, that is Cybernetic Molly. She’s my dog. She is a complete robotic dog.

Supatra

A robotic dog? What does that mean?

Robocarl was just about to answer her question as he got interrupted by some barking behind him. It wasn’t a bark from Molly. It sounded very much like a Dr. Fard.

Dr. Fard

What did you do to my bugs? Do you know how precious these are? How dare you! I’m going to arrest you and charge you with murder! I will… I will…

Moon heard the excitement and decided to walk over to calm the situation.

Agent Moonwalker

Now calm down Doctor, just calm down. There is no harm done. These are just a few bugs which you can easily get again. Just let me show you what my friend Supatra here can do. I am sure it will blow you away.

With that, she pulled Supatra and Dr. Fard along with her to go to her office. Supatra winked at Robocarl and left him some clues.

Supatra

I like to hear more about your dog. Catch you later.

With that she left. Robocarl was left staring at the empty space, mesmerized by the look she had on her face. Another barking, this time from Molly, brought him to his senses and he went back to work.

The Next Day! Date Overdue! Supatra and Robocarl?

Coffee and protein cookies from the Superbugs coffee house yummy.
Yummy coffee and protein cookies from the Superbugs coffee house.

Robocarl was caught the very next day when Supatra appeared at the lab again. She went straight ahead to talk with Robocarl to ask him about Molly.

Supatra

Good morning Robocarl. How do you do today? Did you miss me? Here I brought you a nice cup of coffee from the Superbugs coffee house and I got us some special protein cookies as well.

Robocarl

Wow, you are just awesome and a good mind reader as well as I couldn’t make it this morning to get mine. I am a bit stressed as we are having a kind of situation here. Last Friday my team members got hit by an evil alien mastermind and he almost killed my little friends. What is what it is I am happy they survived.

We moved all information and investigation here, as it is more safe in this way for all of us. We are working on high pressure to get more information about it as our world might be in great danger.

Supatra

But that sounds just awful. Who are your little friends? Are they ok now? Can I meet them?

Robocarl

Sure, that is very kind of you. Let me call them; McTeddy, Saussi, Peppi, Monster come into my office will you? I got someone nice to introduce you too.

McTeddy

Oh hello pretty lady, I am McTeddy and I am a sheer fan of anyone knowing how to use aiming skills. Will you take me on your shoulder and cuddle me please?

Saussi & Peppi

Oh hello pretty meatstick, we are Saussi & Peppi, we are the meaty hero warriors on planet Wealthy Earth. If you ever want to have a bite of good taste, come to us and we will show you.

Monster

Woof woof!

Supatra

Hello little sausage friends, you all look so adorable. Hey Monster let me give you a hug, brave dog. Hello McTeddy just get on my hands, yes like that. And there you go, you can sit on my shoulder. Do you like it?

McTeddy

I like it much more up here with you Supatra, the sight is just bombastic, nothing in comparison when sitting on Moony’s shoulders hihihi.

Saussi & Peppi

Why is it always you sitting up there McTeddy? We want too, so get down from there immediately!

McTeddy

I don’t think so hihihi. Ohooo what do I see? Some beanstalks want to attack King’s McTeddy Bubble Castle, but King McTeddy is pulling out his slingshot and is defending his castle and bubbles at all cost, aim shot and bham, a hit, hihihi. Oooh Peppi did a coffee bean just fall on your face hihihi…

Peppi

Ooohh you are so mean, wait till I get you. Slingshot hero Peppi is taking out his slingshot, lengthen his arms, inserts that special bullet coffee bean, aims, and tsjakaa, bullseye. Get that!!! I am meaty powerful Peppi!!!

And with that McTeddy got hit and kicked from Supatra’s shoulder. Supatra was not exactly happy for the tit for tat between our little heroes and Robocarl felt embarrassed from the situation. Will Supatra still like him or will she leave due to the incident?

McTeddy

Aaaaaaaaahh, I am hit I am hit, heeelp….

Robocarl

All of you, get the hell out of my office before my robotic power will slingshot you to the other side of the laboratory!! Go play somewhere else, you are just like little kids!!! @#$@#.

Saussi & Peppi, McTeddy, Monster

Run for your lives, Robocarl is coming!!! Hahahaha hiihihihi, bye Supatra, it was nice to meet you, see you anytime else, we got to go now….. woof woof….

And with that our little super heroes and Monster the dog quickly left Robocarl’s office to escape his wrath. Supatra looked a bit shocked about Robocarl’s reaction and she had to give him some comments on that.

Supatra

Don’t you think you reacted a little bit too excessive, those poor little heroes, they must be in shock now.

Robocarl

Ha, nothing is a shock for them. They are doing this all the time. I was even kind to them as till now I only kept it to a warning. If they don’t stop anytime soon, I might teach them a lesson next time.

Supatra

It was not that bad Robocarl. They are just like kids, perhaps you need to spend more time with them and be there for them like their dad.

Robocarl

I am their friend, but I will think about what you just said.

Supatra

You are too sweet. So what is up with Molly? Why did Molly become a robotic dog?

Molly Cyberdog
Cyberdog Molly

Robocarl

Well she was hurt during a conflict mission as I was a soldier and Dr. Fard could only save her brain and consciousness. As he knew how much I am hanging on my lovely Molly he offered me to build me a robotic dog with the mind and awareness of Molly.

It was all experimental he said and no guarantees nor that we know what the future will bring, but I am ok with that and see everything is just like in old times. I am very happy with having her back!

Supatra

So what does Molly eat? Does she follow a special diet?

Robocarl

She eats like any other dog, but it has no effect on her system nor on herself. She just eats to look like a normal dog. She gets her energy from the light and normal daylight is sufficient for her to operate for weeks.

Supatra

Wow that is just amazing. Does she have any daily habits and specialties?

Robocarl

Like a usual dog, she loves to play whenever she can. Taking her out for long runs, she can run all day long and she is fast, really fast. She loves to learn new tricks and is very attentive in whatever she sees and what I do. Her biggest specialty is to be my protector on my missions. Her laser eyes saved me from an alien attack of a huge Supersteak!

Supatra

That is so amazing. Do you think I can play with Molly too? She is so adorable and I would love to have a run with her if that is ok with you?

Robocarl

Yes off course, it sounds great, she surely will love that. I know some good forest spots we can go to.

Supatra

You will join? Good that is settled then. It will be surely fun with an amazing interesting dog like Molly.

Robocarl

Yes and then there is something else I wanted to talk with you about. As I told you before about the injury with molly when I was on my mission as a military I …..

He paused, wanting to share his own story. This was usually not easy for him because he was so shy. But Supatra was talking so openly with him and showing a huge interest in Molly. He decided to tell Supatra about him being a robotic man too.

He started to open his mouth, but he got no further than “I am a…” when there was a knock on his door.

Dr. Fard poked his head in and asked Supatra

Could you come with me please? I would like you to take a look at something. Robocarl, sorry to interrupt, but this is more important, you can continue your conversation another time….

Robocarl

Please give me your phone number so I can call you back.

Supatra

Sure, my phone number is: +707 3665 4377

And with that the day ended, it was a nice day, Supatra talked with Robocarl and he even got her phone number. The very next day Robocarl had some thoughts going through his mind to decide what to do next.

Love to Date! Dare to Love! Things Ask First Date!

Things Ask First Date! How to call for a date.
Training makes the teddy. How to call for a date. Things Ask First Date!

Robocarl is thinking

Now Supatra was just gone like that yesterday. Why does Dr. Fard just come in then? Since I met Supatra, I cannot stop thinking about her.

Robocarl could sense her interest for him, can he ask her out? He hadn’t had a date for a very long time and lost the way of attracting any kind of woman. Would she still want to go out on a date with him? Should he get some practice from McTeddy first with his things ask first date topic?

In the past he went in front of his bathroom mirror and practiced his smile and a few facial expressions to get a feeling how he would impress the ladies, should he ever go on a date again. Then he felt silly and gave up on that. He decided to just be himself. If the girl likes him, she does. If she doesn’t, well, it’s her loss.

So, today is the day of days Robocarl decides to ask Supatra for a date by calling her up with his new Android phone LG Stylo 4 he recently bought. He would just go on with his current mood and call her having McTeddy beside him for his mental support and assisting in things ask first date.

Robocarl makes the call

“Tuut tuut”, “Tuut tuut”, ….. “Tuut tuuut”

It seemed no one picked up the phone and Robocarl hanged in. He started to get nervous. McTeddy noticed Robocarl’s reaction and gave him a shoulder paw not to worry too much about it. He said he will show him how to handle a call if no one picks up.

McTeddy makes the call

“Tuut tuut”, “Tuut tuut”, …..

Supatra

Hello, Supatra here, with who am I talking too?

McTeddy

Aaahhha mmm aah ah mmmahaam mmm aaah mmm

Supatra

Who is there? Are you a pervert? That won’t work on me you hear me? I will find out who you are with my scanner and kick some needle ass on you once I know your identity!!!

With that reply, McTeddy quickly hung up the phone and Robocarl reacted to McTeddy’s behavior.

Robocarl

What was that all about? Why did you react like that? I can’t believe that is the way to react to impress the girls, or is it???

McTeddy

Supatra picked up, how should I know and how would it sound I reply with my voice, this was supposed to be your call Robocarl. Now go just try it again and ignore what just happened.

Robocarl

I don’t like the sound of that at all, but you are the expert, you must know. Ok let me try again.

Robocarl makes the call again

“Tuut tuut”, “Tuut tuut”, ….. “Tuut tuut”, ….. “Tuut tuut” click

Supatra

Ah it is you again, you pervert!!! I can see your number now and I am recording everything.

Robocarl

Hi Supatra, it’s Robocarl. My phone has some issues so I had to call you again.

Supatra

Robocarl? Oh…. hello my friend. How do you do? And I thought a pervert was calling me for some dirty sex talk.

Robocarl

Um… are you interested to go with me to the high-tech weapons exhibition of Fard Industries?

Wow, where did that come from? Robocarl wanted to ask her out for dinner and a conversation, not to see some sort of an exhibition. Maybe his subconsciousness mind was telling him something else. Maybe Supatra would like this much more than a dinner.

Supatra

Yes that sounds interesting, I love the sheer of new weapons technology, it will be fun for sure.

To his surprise, Supatra was actually interested and agreed to go out with him. They agreed on the time and place and Robocarl put down his phone.

McTeddy

You see how easy that was Robocarl? Just follow my instructions things ask first date and you will be totally fine, success guaranteed. I think I am going to write a course about it so I can help our fans too. I will have to ask Joker what he thinks of that hihihi.

Robocarl

Phew, that was a good start for sure, thanks buddy. Maybe sometimes it’s better to go with your bear instincts. I suggest you first try to help Joker himself and then you have convinced him to be it a good idea for the newspaper.

McTeddy

Yeah I will do just that, let me figure something funny out hihihi. Well I am on my way. Let me know how it went and if you need my support you know where to find me.

Robocarl

Thanks buddy, seeing you around.

 

Agent Moonwalker, Special Agent Reporter

8 COMMENTS

  1. Poor Robocarl! I hope that he figures out the dating scene and learns to come out of his shell. He deserves to have love just like the rest of us.

    Will this story continue? I hope so. I need to find out what happens and hope to learn that Rococarl has found the love of his life and never has to worry about the dating scene again.

    • Hi Jerimy,

      Robocarl has McTeddy on his side, that makes it much more easy for him. McTeddy went on a date with him as he hide himself in his bag hahaha you should read about that adventure as it was good for some hilarious moments, oh wait that is true, it has not been published yet. Let me ask Agent Moonwalker how far she is with that article.

      So yes more to come of the romantic adventures of the both of them.

      The Joker, Editor in Chief

  2. This is by far the best “not so direct” article I have read about learning how to ask a date, what to ask, and how to get over your fear of asking. 

    It was both informative and entertaining, it holds the reader down to the end of the article. I was smiling while reading because, I can relate to the story. 

    I sometimes find myself like Robocarl hihihi. I am single at age 38 because I spent a lot of time doing online business, lived in Dr. Fard’s lab and I forgot about living a normal life in the normal world, lived a weird life not knowing about things like dating. 

    Thanks for the “indirect tips” you guys gave.

    • Hi Gomer,

      We are happy to hear our articles are helping you with the topics we discuss. If you need some help, McTeddy told me I can offer his help to you too. He has many cool tips to help you out.

      Let me know and maybe we can have a webinar about it, you can ask all your questions live with McTeddy.

      The Joker, Editor in Chief

  3. Poor Robocarl, so shy that he cannot get up the courage to ask a special lady out on a date. It was great to see McTeddy come to the rescue with his great advice and help to give Robocarl the push he needed.

    I laughed and laughed at the Tuut Tuut and the fact that Supatra picked up when McTeddy was giving Robocarl a lesson on what to do when someone doesn’t pick up. That is just exactly the kind of reaction someone would have as they wouldn’t have a clue what to say lol. Poor McTeddy getting referred to as a pervert but a hilarious section of this great story.

    The image of Molly, the robotic dog really gives me the creeps when I pass this part. It makes her look so huge and mean with the red eyes, I thought she was supposed to be a nice dog.

    Pleased to see that Robocarl got his date sorted out although not the best place to take someone but perhaps he can then carry on and take her out to dinner to end the day.

    Looking forward to seeing what happens with this romance and also McTeddy’s dating tips.

    Thanks for another great story.

    • Hi Cheryl,

      McTeddy is a great performer and he always find ways to spur you on and overcome your fears. McTeddy says that the live experiences by dong it are the best and you learn a lot from it. He said if you need a helping hand he will assist you in your dating phone calls too.

      Both will be back soon with new adventures from the dating scene.

      The Joker, Editor in Chief

  4. So many lovely tips in this insightful article. This is the best story i have read so far this year, The suspense is intriguing and captivating.

    I read every single word in order to know how it ends.

    This is a wonderful tip on how to engage in conversation smoothly.

    I appreciate you for putting this together. Its a lovely post.

  5. Dear Agent, 

    Well-written story! We all work with computers nowadays and forget how to communicate with real people. It is a task for many on how to ask first date.

    By the end it is not so difficult. As you described, Robocarl Dare to Love and Love to Date. Just ask and he even got her phone number. I am sure that Robocarl knows how to call for a date and things to ask at first date.

    Of course, to be a successful, we may need help from McTeddy.

    Thanks for your creativity

    Regards

    Anthony

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