Sea Thieves Game a Shanty Rap by Dan Bull
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“Who wants to be a pirate?” was the first thing in the morning I heard, when I entered the office. Everyone looked like a pirate. What was going on? I cannot remember it is Carnival already. So why is Moony running around like a sexy pirate and McTeddy sitting on her shoulder, while swinging a wooden tooth stick imitating a sword?
Our office desks were completely changed with all kinds of antiques from the pirate times. Aitor had even a wooden pirate ship steering wheel. Wait was he playing a new pirate MMA game and invited everyone to join him? Or was it a new Pirate Ship Formula One Game? For those of you who do not know what a MMA game is, here a definition:
MMAG = Massively Multiplayer Alien Game
So who is he playing against? Which Aliens are playing for pirates? Or are these the Space Pirates Dr. Fard spoke off a while ago? He mentioned something like that, after he picked up a signal on his Space satellite on the border of our Galaxy. He said it looks like a new Alien race is on it’s way to come and get our Gold and Silver from our Planet Wealthy Earth, but he might be able to stop them by simulating our Planet in a holographic computer game send out in Space from his satellite.
So I said: “Good morning everyone, what’s up? Are you in for a pirate party?”, Dr. Fard ran towards me and said: “They are here, they are here, well they just entered our battlegrounds in Space!”
“Aha, your Aliens you mentioned?” I asked. “Yes” said Dr. Fard. While we were discussing how to fight off the Space pirates, McTeddy yelled at me and said: “Look, look, I am a pirate, I even have a round shield and I can punch my sword through it. Up here at Moony’s shoulder I have the Best sight of all!”
I looked at Moony and indeed, McTeddy had the Best sight of all. Me, Dr. Fard and probably the rest of us were all looking at Moony with our mouths open. Just at that moment Robocarl came in and said: “Hey Moony, wow you look like a pirate sex bomb today, are you trying to persuade The Joker?”. Robocarl giggled and walked towards his office, but wondering why everything looked like a pirate styled office.
Moony looked at McTeddy, who just tried to sneak away from her and then she noticed her button from her shirt in McTeddy’s hand and yelled: “McTeeeedyyyyy” and then got red in her face, quickly she ran into the bathroom. McTeddy ran over to me and Dr. Fard and said: “Quick quick hide me, Moony will feed me to the Antalien she said!”.
We started laughing and said: “No worries McTeddy, you will be safe here with us, that was quite a stunt you pulled off!” However McTeddy told us, he really just wanted to have a shield and he realized later what he did by fiddling it out of Moony’s shirt. Anyway, it was worth the fun he said and went into Dr. Fards office looking for Monster to spend some valuable time with him.
“Good” I said, “How do we fight off the Space pirates?”, I asked Dr. Fard who replied: “It is quite easy, we just need to crush their ships in Space flight, that is why I gave Aitor the navigation of our Satelite to crush it right into their Space ship. “But won’t that destroy our Satellite and the Alien’s Space ship as well?” I asked.
“Yes”, said Dr. Fard, well at least their ship will be damaged and they will leave as they only hunt for Planets who are not defending themselves. Said that we all looked at Aitor who did his best to steer the Satellite towards the Alien Space ship till he finally yelled: “Gotcha”! Wow we got lucky this time, good to have such a fantastic team saving the day ones again.
And my dear readers, do you love pirate games too?
The Joker, Editor in Chief of The Daily Wealthy Affiliate
