Dr. Fard’s SWAP (Smart Watches Android Phones)!
It is Monday in our office and we will have a more relaxed day than usual. If you are smart you stay at home on your free day. Well we are not staying at home and we still love to go to our newspaper office to spend some valuable social time together. Almost everyone is here.
Our rock bot Aaila is here as well, Dr. Fard gave her permission to attend and to socialize with us. Aaila even got her own phones integrated in her circuits, so she can use Whatsapp and other communication tools to communicate with us while we are on our missions. Dr. Fard will keep an eye on her and called it the SWAP experiment (smart watches android phones). It will be an interesting research experiment Dr. Fard said.
We are waiting for Robocarl, who will return from his last doctor’s visits, as he got severely hurt after the Supersteak attack and got treated in the Wannabe Hospital. Aha, the moment of waiting is finally over. There he is.
Robocarl
Well hello everyone. Hope you all are doing well. Well I have some good news. I have just seen my doc and I have been given a clean bill on my health. All new robot body parts fit perfectly. I have never felt better. No more surgeries, woohoo!
Agent Moonwalker
Woohoo, that is fantastic news and welcome back Robocarl. What else is new?
Aaila
Rockbot baby Robocarl, you look rocking awesome!
Robocarl
Thank you Aaila, it is nice you are here with us. Well Moony, I just bought myself a new android phone too. But I got to wait till it gets here in a week or so.
Dr. Fard
Is it a phone or a stone? Is it a Joker edition? Or is it just a very smart one?
The Joker
Why getting a smart phone if you are smart Dr. Fard? He might get a brick. Those you can throw at people like you, when they start to annoy. That is what I call smart.
Robocarl
Hahahahahaha that is a good one Joker, lol. I am getting a LG Stylo 4. I love android phones, they are smart and technologically advanced. Once it arrives I will tell you all about it, so you can expect a review if you like. It will be cool to use it with Dr. Fard’s new Smart Watches Android Phones (SWAP) Program and see how it will interact with Aaila, it could be a technological revolution, if Aaila can support me on my missions.
Are Selfies The New Normal or Is It Just an Agent Moonwalker Thing?
Agent Moonwalker
I prefer to make selfies with my friends, that is so much fun, just have a look at my photo above. Yes I am smart, and I love to use smart phones, hey they are made for smart people, how else can we use them in the first place.
The Joker
Typical Moony, always wanting to be in front of the news, in front of everyone. It is good you are sitting beside me and not in front of me, I learned some new tricks from Saussi & Peppi and I am looking for a candidate. Feel free to be that candidate hahaha…
Self Driving Car with Smart Watches Android Phones!? Risky?
Agent Moonwalker
You wish Joker, I know some tricks as well from McTeddy hahahah… By the way I also use my phone to program my car so it will drive me to my destinations and I can do a nap during the drive, that is awesome right?
Cowboy James
Ah so that was you who almost cut me from the road this morning, when I looked over I saw a woman in that car, sleeping behind her steering wheel. Just outrageous, how can you let a machine, AI, Android let decide for you? Take James and our company car if you need to sleep that necessary while going to work.
The Joker
Yeah you wish, James only drives for special missions or tasks. I am one of those tasks and a Moony with me in the limousine doesn’t sound so exciting seen the risk of her swapping moods. Hmmm but when she is asleep, nothing can go wrong or can it?
Agent Moonwalker
In your dreams, I am a power woman, I drive myself. I will give my android phone to Dr. Fard, maybe there is something wrong with it. I am sorry you can’t drive Cowboy James, oh isn’t that you our company driver as well or are the “James” names just a general word term The Joker has given…
Smart Watches Android Phones! Watch Your Phone for Anomalies!
The Joker
Well Robocarl, that sounds great, yes please. And will you also get a smart watch, as it can be very useful to have your android at hand, without having to take it out of your pocket. But what is with your old phone, I thought you liked your ZTE phone (Zombie Terminator Engine) so much?
Robocarl
Yes I have seen those smart watches and I will see if it works with the LG as well, then I might get one.
Never buy a ZTE, it was one horror show getting around with it. I tried it on The Aliens of The Walking Dead and it almost cost me my life. The ZTE would not even kill a fly. This engine phone is one piece of dead crap. I contacted the manufacturer, but all I got were dead ears to listen to my problems I got with it. I heard it is a known issue that they won’t fix anytime soon.
The Joker
Ah so? How is that? Didn’t you say that the ZTE phone is an amazing piece of new technology perfect for the hunt for alien zombies and more?
Robocarl
Well yeah it should be, look it has facial recognition, but when I tried it out, it didn’t give the correct info and so I almost got beaten by an alien zombie. It was the horror pure.
The Joker
Wow now that sounds uncool. Do you think your new phone can do it correctly? What about the Ghost abilities of the ZTE, did you try those at least?
Robocarl
Yes I did and I even could catch a ghost with it, it is stored in my ZTE now and it can’t get out. It is pretty cool as I can see that ghost in the ZTE now. Unfortunately I have no idea how to transfer the ghost into another container, the documentation of the ZTE was insufficient to give an answer to that.
Dr. Fard
Get me your phone once you got your other one, I will see if I can do something with it in my lab.
McTeddy
Can I play with it Dr. Fard? I like to play. I love talkie talkie phones. It must be lots of fun, I like to see that ghost too, maybe I can chat with it, hihihi.
Dr. Fard
You can assist me testing it together with Aaila; sure, I will let you know when we start.
McTeddy
Awesome! You are so cool Dr. Fard, you are the best! I will be your Smart Watches Android Phones Assistant Teddy Bear hihihi.
The Joker
So what happened Robocarl?
Robocarl
To what? The ZTE?
The Joker
No, the fly!
Robocarl
Hahahahah you are too funny Joker!
Agent Moonwalker
And here we go, I got cake and cookies for everyone and fresh coffee and tea from the Moonbucks coffeehouse.
The Joker
Great Moony, that reminds me, today it is treasure hunting day and I found an interesting online auction shop on Ebay, you all should have a look at it. Some rare and interesting articles are there and on a regular base more treasures are coming up. Have a look at that beautiful bottle, I wonder what content is in there, is it a yummy? Here are some of these treasures, just have a look.
Agent Moonwalker
Yeah, that is what I call typical Joker treasure. We woman look for more actionable muscle power. And what are those bandages for? Probably for after I hit you with some of my own muscle power, here take that.
Robocarl
Hahahaha, good one Moony, go get him. I will have a look at that shop while you are having a hit and run game lol, hahahahaha. Come McTeddy, Dr. Fard, Saussi & Peppi, let’s have a look, I will share it on the other screens in the office so the rest of you can watch on your own computer.
While Agent Moonwalker and The Joker are bickering, playing the hit and run game in the office, what about you my dear fans and readers? Have a look at that shop, perhaps you find a treasure you want to talk about or even buy it. We think Ebay is still an interesting place to find rare items. But it is surely not the only place.
We like to hear from you fans and readers, where do you go for treasure hunting. We will write some more about that in another article with our team.
And what do you think of Dr. Fard’s SWAP Program? Do you like smart watches as well?
The Joker, Editor in Chief.
Well then Joker, here was me thinking that if you purchased smart watch android phones that they would make you smarter. Is this not the case?
I really do have to say that it’s risky business using one of those cars that drive by themselves, just imagine what you could get up to with that car, certainly good if you can’t drive.
I think the face recognition could be a bit of a problem, I mean what if you have a big spot will it still recognise you? One way to get locked out.
I think I will stick with what I already have. Tell Dr Fard not to let McTeddy get his paws on the ZTE as he might let the ghost get out and you never know what may happen.
I Look forward to seeing the results of the SWAP though.
Looking forward to your reply Joker.
Hey Joker,
That was a smart and funny article. A tip for Agent Moonwalker: get yourself a self flying drone, you will be faster and worst thing that can go wrong is you will fly to the moon.
Smart phones are dangerous in use for those people who are attached to them so much that they cause accidents out there in real life.
If you like to dispose the ZTE feel free to send it to me. Gadgets are fun.
Keep up the good writing. Reading your article is pure fun and I do even learn from it.
Thank you.
Martin
Lol, that was really funny. Great read.
ZTE phones are really bad. They have an issue that causes you to get the same text message over and over and over and over and over again. The manufacture says they know about the problem but they are not fixing it. You have to manually reset your phone every time to stop the message from keeping repeating. A real pain in the rear when you have to reset your phone 8 – 10 times a day.
Random commercials will also just pop up on your phone for no reason at all times. Plus other issues. Not a good phone in my opinion. Besides of that, smart phones are great!
Looking forward to the next installment of the story soon. Keep up the good work Joker.
Such a clever and fun way to present information with the banter between Robocarl, Agent Moonwalker (aka Mooney), the Joker, which is you, Editor in Chief lol, Dr. Fard and McTeddy! I read so many articles online, and this is by far one of the more interesting and enjoyable ones, like a little mini play ha ha. I did click on the online auction shop on Ebay that you highlighted but it was in German. I’ll have to see about the English counterpart to it. Anyway, just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your post!
This is really a funny article. You are trying indeed Agent Moonwalker!!! I literally am crying. You really played the characters very well.
Dr Fard; “is this a phone or a stone?” I can’t stop laughing.
But anyway, i enjoyed your article, really. It is a very amazing way to light up the day. It is so entertaining, I can tell you that.
You are an extreme good writer.
Just keep it up
Well what can i say this is definately the first time i read something on Android that could be technical and funny at the same time. I was so entertained by the story that I almost forgot the reason i was reading it.
Nevertheless I learned a few things and i would really love if you could write some more.
Ever thought of becoming a writer of comic books?
So is Dr Fard smart? Does he need a smart phone? It’s always enjoyable reading about what’s happening in the world of the daily affiliate!
I think Robocarl is making a good choice over the LG Stylo 4 to go with Dr Fard’s smart watch regardless of Jokers views on smart watches, android phones and selfies!